#red team..........

[mincedpeaches]

173k fucking notes. posted on tumblr by a rvb blog in 2021. tagged rvb, I am assuming because of what went on in rvb zero.

well. folks.

[hurtspideyparker]

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

[skipppppy]

Over 6 months in the making (mostly bc procrastination) but I finally compiled my Kanto Gym Leader Magazine series. I love the idea of an in-universe style fashion publication where they all do interviews about their hobbies and stuff

Want something like this for your own OC? My commissions are open!!

[starsanchor]

Thunderbolts* proving it really was the friends they made along the way

I love them dearly <3

[noirecheris3]

nightmare mission trio

[casserpillarr]

Ears 👂👂

I have this headcanon that Scout inherited his large ears from Spy. Spy's ears are as large as Scouts but they're just hidden under his mask..

i've been very busy with SO MUCH!! its good to finally draw some tf2 again.. just a silly headcanon :)

[evangelina830]

TF2 Practices xd

[ppeanutz]

happy pride. drops this on your doorstep like a cat with a dead bird

[skiipst]

telegram request.

[asaltysquid]

I've been having a really hard time finishing things lately so have some silly I most likely will never get around to lining/coloring.

Also world's most dysfunctional polycule.

[starspilli]

batkids game night. they’re playing fortnite

(click for full quality <3 also available as a print!)

[oblique-lane]

[britishneonjello]

Whole family blushin’ ‘n’ kickin’ they feet ;)))) <3

I know this has been done already,,, I just wanted to draw it myself bc it has me rolling every time I think about it :))) you can’t leave Heavy out of the “daydreaming about that one Support merc who is now also shirtless” squad 💀 this family’s taste in men is wildly concerning

His sisters could tell from the start that whomever “the Doktor” is, he’s already taken ;)))

Hilarious that the fantasy chest hair goes from smooth baby seal to Burly Beast XD

[ky-landfill]

we need to go, right now

[demonicsuffrage]

Batman regularly conducts performance evaluations/reviews for all the justice league members on an annual basis

Someone in the league, probably Hal or Barry, brings up how unfair it is that none of the robins have to go through it, when it's the most daunting thing ever. So now, the batkids have to go through mandatory performance reviews too

Bruce: The audit team says the budget this time was way higher than the last?

Tim, who's laundering an entire batmobile: We just needed extra snacks to feed the bats in the cave

Bruce: They suddenly needed more food?

Tim: Actually the previous bats all adopted new baby bats. Cause they're all like you, you know?

Bruce, trying not to cry: okay

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Bruce: The record says you broke the 'no gun rule' fifty times in the past month.

Jason: Damn just fifty?

Bruce: That's not acceptable

Jason: What are you gonna do, fire me? Your poor posthumous son?

Bruce:

Jason: That's what I thought, see you at dinner

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Bruce: In the medical record, all your injuries are listed as 'nunya'. Care to elaborate?

Dick, hitting a pose: Nunya business

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Bruce: How would you rate yourself and your performance on a scale of 1-5?

Cass, trying to sound professional: 4.8

Bruce, concerned: Why did you deduct the 0.2? Self-esteem is important. You're getting a five, review over

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Bruce: What would you like to say about your repeated-

Duke: I'm severely understaffed, you know? As in, i literally work my shift alone, so

Bruce: Fair enough, I apologize, you may leave

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Bruce: In your own words, please explain why we should keep you around for another year

Damian, having to deal with this right after a long patrol: I'm your blood son. Would you fire me? Firing Richard as Robin wasn't enough?

Bruce:

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Bruce: What would you say your biggest flaws have been, while working this year?

Steph, experienced in these cause of her service jobs: I cared too much. And I worked too hard.

Bruce:

Steph: Can't forget I'm also too good at my job.